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Dear Sir or Madam

I am writing to tell you about my journey to Japan to find the last living Ninja grand master. Over the last 6 years I have been studying the art of the Ninja. Its a journey that has taken me all over the world and really has tested me to my limits. The word Ninja instantly brings to mind the image of a martial arts master in a black suit that uses silent cunning and exotic weapons to
assassinate his opponents. A master of a secret art that allows him to turn invisible, read minds and even control the very forces of nature.

This image is so powerful that in the West our entire culture is infiltrated with the Ninja. They appear in our films, songs, cartoons, comic books and novels in a myriad of forms and countless guises. Batman was trained as Ninja, James Bond has a Ninja arch enemy, but there is more to this legend than black suits, teenage mutant turtles and throwing stars.

My interest in martial arts started at a very young age when my mother took him to learn Kuk Sool Won at the Norwich oriental arts center . I went on to become both a black belt and to win gold medals at the UK championships. I was also the Norfolk fencing champion.  But for there was always something missing. I have alway loved martial arts but never really felt at home with the arts I had already studied. When I turned 26 I knew I had to do something to find my true calling. It was now or never. I have recorded my recorded his adventures in a book to be published by Ian Allan Publishing on the 20th of October. The book records my tuition under the Dali Lamas bodyguard and the story behind my Ninja training with the last living Ninja grand master in Japan.

Its not however all high kicks and flips. Yes real Ninja  do use swords and throwing stars but Ninjutsu is more in the mind that the body. The ancient ninja used to practice meditation and perform all sorts of feats to learn to master themselves. One such test involves learning to stand under a freezing cold waterfall in the middle of winter and to remain calm through the freezing cold and the massive weight of the water beating down on you. The most important think I have tried to do is prove that these skill do really work. Here is for example a video of me taking part in a tv production for sky showing that I am in fact as silent at the greatest living stealth hunter a Jaguar. 

Do look at the other videos on my channel for throwing stars and other Ninja skills.

You might also want to check out my website www.martinfaulks.com

Tell me do you think this is something you would be interested in doing something on?

Yours sincerely  Martin Faulks  Tel: 01986 895433 Mobile: 07769151071

Here are the details of the book
Becoming a Ninja Warrior: A Quest to Recover the Secret Legacy of Japan’s Most Secret Warriors
Price  £19.99
Cover Author  Martin Faulks
Imprint  Ian Allan
Binding  Hardback Format  229 x 152 Keynote

Experience one man’s revelatory journey to discover the secrets of the Ninja, the deadly silent assassins of ancient Japan, and discover that perhaps not all we have been told about them in the West is true. Find out the secrets of this mysterious art and the true masters in this compelling new book.

Experience one man’s revelatory journey to discover the secrets of the Ninja, the deadly silent assassins of ancient Japan, and discover that perhaps not all we have been told about them in the West is true. Find out the secrets of this mysterious art and the true masters in this compelling new book. Description The popular modern archetype of a Ninja is a martial arts master in a black suit who uses silent cunning, and exotic weapons to assassinate his opponents. But this image comes from films, cartoons, comic books and novels. The Ninja is completely misunderstood in Western society Join the amazing journey as one man travels the globe in search of the secret art of the Ninja. Discover the mystical trials of Earth, Air, Fire and Water used by great Ninjutsu masters to teach their students the secrets of the elements. If one man can really walk through flames and over hot coals, face deadly mountain drops without fear, overcoming pain to resist the freezing waterfall beating down upon him and face his darkest fears in terrible solitude, maybe then he may earn the title of Ninja!

More than just an adventure book this book teaches you all the skills you need to be a Ninja yourself, covering such diverse subjects as – Unarmed Combat, Mastering the Four Elements, Meditation, Pick Pocketing, Lock Picking, Stealth, Kuji-in, Shuriken Throwing, Chain Weapons, Cat Claws, Climbing Techniques, Sword Fighting, Disguise, Ninja Strategy, The Art of Lying and Deception, Sensing Danger, Honing the Senses, Mind Control, Smoke Bombs, Explosives, Caltrops, Bugs and De-bugging, Techniques of Investigation and knowing the mind of others, Night Sights, Escape and Evasion, Instant Knock Out strikes, throws, arm locks, Skeleton Keys, The art of Invisibility and much,much more.

Author Biography
Martin Faulks has been a student of the oriental martial arts since he was five years old. He is a three times national martial arts champion and holds black belts in both the Korean martial art Kuk Sool Won and Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu  (Japanese Ninjutsu) is proficient in the mystical disciplines of China, including Tai Chi, meditation, Qi Gong and the legendary form of Yi Jin Jing.